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For Electrical engineers!!!

The Ultimate Rejection Letter!!u

Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer mean assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen

Februry 14th -Just Another Day in our lives

Is something today special?
Ah! yes Today's " The Day". The coveted " Lovers Holiday"
For all the Lovebirds to express their affection and display their trust to their better-half, which means a sizable money being expended for cards, flowers, chocolates and cards.Pretty costly affair I feel but lovers insists without them the charm seems to be missing.A pretty
trying time this for the Hawaldars posted at Parks and food-Joints.They just can't keep people sitting in flocks or as a matter of fact in pairs. Neither they can stop them from getting mushy and doing something stupid. Sexcapes will be the order of the day.
Love is one the air they say. Jolly good I say... It's all over AIR!! I mean The All India Radio.
" So whom do you dedicate this song to?"..." Hi! What message do want me to pass to ur lover?"......."Congrats u win a couples movie pass for Just Married "...." U win a kool T-shirts from radio-mirchi with the autograph of Abhi-Ash!"...... Phew!!!
The TV too will have its share of pie.Reality shows will take a backseat and family-saops will take a break( thankfully though).It's time for " Best 10 Romantic Songs Ever" or " Best On-screen couples" ( which SRK-Kajol will win handsdown year after year). Channels like Aaj Tak will go gaga over Abhi-Ash and its headlines will feature ' How Abhi-Ash got Fixed,Got a Life and Got wild!!' and stuffs like that.
Novelty shops and online retailers will go on a frenzy today. Love is a good business to stake ur money, a guaranteed bullish run. Even if it fails u have those " I am sorry" cards" to invest in. The love-Sensex never plummets.
For cynics like me it will be like every other day outta the bland 365 days .But,I am not complaining.If its not important to me then it doesn't mean it will be to others.Nothing to do with my virility though!!! It's just that I feel this day is over-hyped phenomenon.Why picking out one day? Why not the other 364 days? Don't other days count? Does it not matter if u present someone flowers on 1st April.Oh!yes its a wrong day to do that! Gimme a break!!!

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
- Jules Renard

To My Valentine

More than a catbird hates a cat,
Or a criminal hates a clue,
Or the Axis hates the United States,
That's how much I love you.

I love you more than a duck can swim,
And more than a grapefruit squirts,
I love you more than a gin rummy is a bore,
And more than a toothache hurts.

As a shipwrecked sailor hates the sea,
Or a juggler hates a shove,
As a hostess detests unexpected guests,
That's how much you I love.

I love you more than a wasp can sting,
And more than the subway jerks,
I love you as much as a beggar needs a crutch,
And more than a hangnail irks.

I swear to you by the stars above,
And below, if such there be,
As the High Court loathes perjurious oathes,
That's how you're loved by me.

-Ogden Nash